1000% Awesome object

1000% Awesome object

Are you tired of that person leaving you behind? Would you like that ultimate object? Then go fetch that amazing gift! Introducing the Modulus stick, it could be anything you want it to be! It’s wood is stronger than titanium and uranium combined! It’s smarter than Barack Obama! It’s faster than Usain Bolt! And most importantly it has feelings. With the modulus stick no one wood leaf you behind. It is 90.5% Natural wood, 5% supersonic smartness and 4.5% magic. Also, because you can use your imagination, it is good for pets and it will keep you company. Grown on the spirit tree at the Garden of Gods. Can you please keep reading and don’t get stick of this once in a leaftime offer

Did you know your imagination will blow up with the modulus stick having fun adventures only you could think of. You can use it as a magical, but powerful wand fighting Lord Voldemort or Bellatrix or even perhaps using it to narwal blast crooks and murderers for justice. Or, you could terrorize the city blowing up orphanages and robbing banks going on a rampage as a infamous, but only in your imagination. The second toy you could use it as is a lightsaber fighting Darth Vader or Kylo Ren and saving the galaxy from the Sith and first order or you can enslave the galaxy as the emperor, but same rules apply. You can also pretend that you are Deadpool or Wanda from the avengers taking down Loki and throwing crooks in jail as Hulk or Thing. Or you could see the future as shooting zombies or jumping away from the F.B.I. The imaginary adventures are endless.

One of the biggest reasons why is that they are good with pets. You see it is hard to entertain your pets but… with the modulus stick the humor and fun will be endless. For outdoor games you can play fetch and don’t worry the modulus stick won’t mind, it loves fetch. Or you could play whack a rabbit and try to find your rabbit in its hidey holes and tunnels. It would be a test of speed and accuracy. Indoor games would include tight cat, tightrope where you can put your cat’s balance skills to the test by using the stick as a tight rope and see your very own ninja cat walk around or fall down to the ground. Or you could unite them with their family and make a hoop for them to fly through. I think that the bird would fly around the house and outside. This will be a test of their balance and senses. You can also do much, much more than just that! Your pet is your happiness with this stick.

And finally this reason is personal, I think you should get the modulus stick is because it will keep you company. This very friendly, smart and emotional stick will never abandon you. It will always listen to you. It is all friend. You can share all your secrets with it, because it will always listen to you. It shares its personality and feelings with you as you do the same. It also is attractive. It will get you friends in less than a millisecond. It will let you have parties and get everyone to be your friend in the blue neighbourhood you live in. It is the best of best companions.

Overall I think, no I know you should get the modulus stick. You will be out of your mind if you don’t get this. Wood you be cool or be a loser? This will be, wait no, this is the best thing that happened to you. When you get it nothing but good luck and good karma will come your way. Get this supersonic smart stick today!

This week we had to persuade people to buy our stick. This was my writing. This is something I have worked hard on and finally finished. We had to state reasons and persuasive vocab. Our WALT was to use persuasive vocabulary. The highlights have a meaning, Blue is the reasons green is our persuasive voab and yellow is elaboration. Thanks for reading!